u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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