I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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