he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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