therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
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We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
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Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
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