no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
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please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
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she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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