Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Randomize
