im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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