ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
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Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
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Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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