It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I just woke up to a lawnchair covered in lipstick. I'm wearing red lipstick. What happened and is the tequila?
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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