I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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