I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
