drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
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And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
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You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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