Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
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I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
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Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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