Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
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She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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