Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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