Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
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He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
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He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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