I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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