Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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