you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
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MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
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It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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