Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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