New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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