doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
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Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
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He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs