Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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