He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
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I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
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I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
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