At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
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