The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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