There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I intend to get homeless drunk
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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