I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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