I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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