After last night, I could never be a politician.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
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Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
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ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
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