I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
birth control should be required to get into college
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Randomize
