Well apparently he's into motor boating.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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