I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
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ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
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She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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