Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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