i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Randomize