Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
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Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
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Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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