Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
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