it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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