I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
