I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
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just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
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I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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