she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
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I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
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Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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