Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I need moral support for this bender
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I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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