she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
MIDGETS
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I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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