You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
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It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
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Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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