Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
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Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
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that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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