Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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