I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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