just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
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