Do vagina's smell?
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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