Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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