just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
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i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
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You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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