She's JV to your varsity
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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