OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
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he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
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There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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