____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
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just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
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I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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