is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Randomize
