She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
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I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
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did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
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