There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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