Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
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Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
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He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
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Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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