dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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