Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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