you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I need water and some morals
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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