it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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