mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
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you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
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He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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